Monthly Archives: November 2011

The beauty of anonymous baby blogging is as follows.

For starters, you can talk openly about that flatulence problem. Which is a really, really big one. Think: disgusting, dry-heave-inducing, out-of-control, rip-roaring, nasty-ass, farts. The sweet aroma of new life filtered through your anus. And even if, like me, you’ve … Continue reading

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Approximately six weeks and six days knocked up. Four weeks and six days post positive pee test. Five days pre ultrasound. Denial meets panic meets cautious optimism. Very cautious. As in look both ways and question the results of all … Continue reading

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