Monthly Archives: July 2011

A promise and a petri dish.

Third anniversary gifting: leather if you’re traditional (think: sofas or whips) or crystal if you’re modern (stemware or chandeliers). And if you’re postmodern like us, DNA. We’re spending our third anniversary building a baby. Screw boxes with bows and shit that sparkles. In … Continue reading

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Eggs of Steel!

And there I was in a room full of women, almost twice my age and quadruple my abdomen, reading about fit pregnancies. I comforted myself with make-believe: They’d each spent the past 12 or 15 years trying to get knocked … Continue reading

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Because a picture’s worth a thousand words…

Ta-dah! This is my stash.

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